Corrie Quotes

    3 Mar 2011

    “Then you’re deluded, so let me make this crystal clear. I despise you. I curse the day we met, and every moment we spent together after that. I don’t want to see you, I don’t want to hear you, I don’t want to hear about you. I don’t want anything to do with you. As far as I’m concerned, that bouquet in your hand may as well be a wreath. Goodbye, Leanne.”

    - Peter Barlow - 14th February 2011

    Not something you’d expect to hear on Valentine’s Day, but since finding out about Leanne’s affair, Peter’s anger has been growing. It all came to boiling point at their wedding blessing, when he went off on a malicious tirade against his wife in front of many of the Weatherfield residents. Later on, after the car ride home, Leanne tries to reason with Peter, telling him she believes he still loves her. In a dark, menacing tone, Peter quietly says these lines to Leanne on a cold Coronation Street, and the gravity of the situation quickly hits Leanne. She shudders and breaks down, and has to be supported by Janice who runs onto the scene as Peter walks away.

    Corrie writer: Chris Fewtrell

    Requested by @xkelly_mcx

    3 Mar 2011

    A hilarious scene between Sean, Rosie, Jason and Eileen, when Rosie and Jason come back from the cinema after seeing the latest 3D movie. They'd taken Sean's 3D glasses, but in typical Rosie style she hadn't noticed that the glasses she'd picked up weren't 3D, they were sunglasses. Classic! - Corrie writer: Jim Cartwright - 21st January 2011

    • Sean: So go on, how was it?
    • Jason: Swear to God Sean, I was nearly leaping out of my skin.
    • Sean: Rosie? You don't seem that impressed...
    • Rosie: No, it was OK, it was just a bit dark.
    • Jason: Well she never jumped once, nerves of steel this one.
    • Rosie: I just didn't think it was that scary.
    • Jason: What, so it wasn't scary when the missile flew out the screen into our faces?
    • Rosie: It didn't fly out that much. It was just dark and well, a bit blurry.

    1 Mar 2011

    A meeting with Faye is fast approaching, and the Windasses are doing everything they can to make it run as smoothly as possible. Eddie's even gone to great lengths to bake a cake - but in true Windass form, he's managed to spell the poor girl's name wrong! - Corrie writer: Jayne Hollinson - Requested by @Jodie_Wilkinson - 24th January 2011

    • Eddie: You do spell it F-A-Y don't you?
    • Anna: With an E on the end.
    • Eddie: Oh, no.

    1 Mar 2011

    “Listen, you’ve got legs longer than I am, and you’re an ex pole dancer, so something tells me it’s a bit easier for you to find blokes, do you know what I mean?”

    - Janice Battersby- 17th January 2011

    With Cheryl telling her that going to Singles Night is a little “desperate”, Janice laughs it off with this brilliant reply. Poor Janice, who is forever unlucky-in-love, is hoping to meet “the one” at the Rover’s Singles Night - but instead she goes on to meet a bloke with an iPhone who invites her on holiday, but she’s too drunk to board the plane! Typical Battersby!

    Corrie writer: Mark Burt

    1 Mar 2011

    Becky tries to get Michelle in the festive mood on Christmas Day, even though inside she must be seething because of the return of new arch-enemy Tracy - Corrie writer: Jonathan Harvey - Requested by @EmEmmiiEmz - 25th December 2010

    • Becky: I hope them's dancing shoes, 'Chelle.
    • Michelle: Have you ever seen me dancing?
    • Becky: No but I've seen you stood there with a face like a slapped backside, so come on!

    24 Feb 2011

    “What are you, a stick of dynamite?”

    - Ian Davenport - Date Unknown!

    A clip that has gone down in history with Sophie Webster fans, this particular scene was absolutely hilarious. Featuring a young Sophie dancing around dressed as a cracker, Ian walks in and tries to hide his surprise, coming out with this line. Sophie responds proudly that no, she’s a cracker, and precedes to ask her parents if she can go to the shop in her costume. A classic scene that every Corrie fan should watch!

    The only place I could find the clip was in this video by awweson1, and the scene starts at 1:00 in the video!

    Requested by @SarahDempz

    Corrie writer: Don’t know, sorry :(

    24 Feb 2011

    “I don’t see your gran because she died. You don’t see your daughter because you hit Charlie Stubbs over the head with an ornament.”

    - Deirdre Barlow - 25th December 2010

    Deirdre is having a sad five minutes - this is her first Christmas without her mother, and Blanche was hardly the quiet type. Reliving some funny traits with Tracy, she leans against the sink in the kitchen and smiles. Tracy decides to stick her oar in and says that she understands how Deirdre feels, because she misses Amy terribly, and did so whilst she was in prison. Deirdre’s reaction wasn’t exactly what Tracy was hoping for, though, as her mother comes out with this painful but true statement. Deirdre is no doubt offended that Tracy thinks herself in a similar position, and for once, isn’t afraid to say something about it.

    Requested by @EmEmmiiEmz

    Corrie writer: Jonathan Harvey

    24 Feb 2011

    “As much as I’d like to stop and play today’s little game, I’m busy. I’m sure you’ve got some kittens to drown. Excuse me.”

    - Nick Tilsley - 14th February 2011

    Tracy’s stopped Nick in the Street, attempting to taunt him and get a reaction, but he’s deflated since it’s Leanne and Peter’s wedding blessing, and he says he’s “not in the mood”. Unable to let it go, Tracy grins and mutters, “I bet you’re not”, to which Nick calmly responds with these lines, shadows of stress and pain colouring his face. Tracy keeps quiet, but can’t help smiling to herself as he walks off - it’s her fault that Peter knows about Leanne and Nick’s affair, and, indirectly, she is the cause of Peter’s massive outburst in the church later on in the day.

    Requested by @jasminebs

    Corrie writer: Chris Fewtrell

    24 Feb 2011

    “Where you going Norris? You frightened they’ll want a refund on the confetti? Sit down, all of you. Sit down!”

    - Peter Barlow - 14th February 2011

    Peter is in the middle of publicly humiliating Leanne at their wedding blessing, telling the entire gathering of friends and family about her affair with Nick. Norris, Rita, Roy, Hayley and Emily all get up to leave, unable to listen to the shaming anymore, but Peter is quick to stop them. He’s determined to enlighten everyone from Weatherfield about his wife’s playing away, and to tell them all about his parents and Carla’s deceit, lying and keeping the truth from him. Later on we see a vulnerable Peter, and it seems as though maybe this public outcry of hate and embarrassment didn’t do him any good after all - he seems to be in more pain than ever before.

    Requested by @KatKellyFans

    Corrie writer: Chris Fewtrell

    24 Feb 2011

    “I’d like her to be reincarnated as a stray cat, then, one day she might wander in here and, and I could, I could give her milk and, fishy treats.”

    - Dorothy Hoyle - 25th December 2010

    Though a minor character only seen in a few episodes, Dorothy had her fair share of funny lines. Mother of Charlotte, John’s friend/work associate/eventual stalker, Dorothy felt pity for John (who she knows as Colin) as he was spending Christmas Day without the woman he loved (or so she thought). (Dorothy was hugely unaware of the truthful story, and thought John and Charlotte were engaged to be married.) After serving up some Christmas pudding, Dorothy asks John if he believes in the afterlife, and after stuttering that he’s “not a Christian”, Dorothy came out with this touching yet absolutely hilarious line about reincarnation. Whilst I’m sure Dorothy would have seen nothing funny about this line, the entire situation was so far-fetched that it was difficult to take any of it seriously!

    Corrie writer: Jonathan Harvey

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